I saw my garden designer today and she said I should consider a Russian cypress for my garden.
Siri: What can I help you with today?
Me: What is a Russian cypress?
Siri: How about a web search for "What is a worse in Cypress?"
Me: Sigh, I think I'd better start at the beginning. What is a garden?
Siri: Hmmm, let me think. (pause) Okay, here you go.
By golly, Siri got that right... "a plot of ground where plants are cultivated". There's hope.